“best meal ive ever made. get in line folks.”
if this was just steak, mash and gravy it could be any old meal, but somehow it’s the best meal as you’ve topped the beef with some sad little underachieving prawns from a mother prawn who smoked and drank heavily through pregnancy. exceptional foresight shown in the decision to cover the whole thing in watery gravy. prawns and gravy! i know my mouth is watering; what a treat!
reef and beef: why is it considered such an epic culinary treat to all the pseudo fine dining morons out there? oooh watch out, shitty steak AND shitty prawns from some shitty RSL/surf club - what a luxury! king of the food chain! big fucking deal; it’s just two ugly girls instead of one hot one.
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